Aggravation at Morris Creek Mystery Cache

This is guaranteed to be the most frustrating cache you have ever attempted to locate. If you ignore this warning, please be advised there is a 99.9% chance you will not successfully complete the cache on your first visit. Depending upon your observation skills, there is a high probablilty you will not complete the cache on your second attempt.

Most of you will never attempt this cache. Many of you who do will quit even though the cache may be in sight. Others will gripe and complain that this cache is not fair because they do not have the knowledge, skills, abilities, tools or equipment to attempt it. Well folks, that's why there are benchmarks....go find some!

The cache consists of three stages. Stages one and two provide clues to the location of the final stage. Expect to walk at least 2.5 miles. While most of the terrain is flat with some paths, you may encounter ups and downs, water, and find yourself wandering in a pathless wilderness.

1. DO NOT EXPECT TO COMPLETE THIS CACHE ON YOUR FIRST ATTEMPT.
2. DO NOT Attempt this cache if you have a medical condition, are taking medications that could cause physical or mental impairment, or are mentally unstable.
3. DO NOT Bushwack. Bushwacking is prohibited by law and is not required to locate any of the stages.
4. DO NOT Go onto private land that is in the area. All stages are on "public" land.
5. DO NOT Bring the kids. Leave them at home with mommy. Better yet, maybe you should stay home with mommy too!
6. DO NOT Post "spoilers" in your log which give away the secrets of the cache. Such logs will be deleted.
7. DO NOT Blame me for any misfortune that may befall you. After all, I warned you NOT to attempt to find this cache.

1. DO Replace each stage exactly as found so the next person can enjoy finding it as much as you did.
2. DO Park only in designated areas which are clearly marked.
3. DO Wear blaze orange during hunting season.
4. DO Set a starting waypoint on your GPS before entering the wilderness to avoid getting lost.
5. DO Expect that special tools or equipment may be required depending upon your abilities.
6. DO Expect to be severely aggravated.
7. 
   
   The cache is NOT located at the posted coordinates. The coordinates to the first stage are encrypted using three simple methods...some of which you may encounter daily. The codes use only the letters A through Z and the numbers 0 - 9. I do not know if the sequence you use the codes to decrypt the coordinates is important so I recommend using them in the correct sequence. I know at least one sequence works correctly!

   The encrypted coordinates are

   NORTH JX 1P.00K
   WEST WZ DI.VCL

   
   Please email me if you have questions about the cache or need a hint.
   Do not post questions on the cache page as they will be deleted.
   
   When all else fails, stand in front of a mirror and read this aloud 3 times (for those of you that are severely challenged, you have to click the link).