Pants on Fire Traditional Cache

Note: public area, please use stealth.

The point of the cache is to tell some fun stories in the logs. The cache is located at the numbers but the swag....

For this cache, those "TNLNSL" logs are discouraged. Please, play the game. If your log say TNLNSL, I will send you an email encouraging you to be more creative. Thanks.< font>

We will start the ball rolling with introducing the "fabricated" swag. For the FTF there is a large pouch which contains one of every geocoin ever produced...

When we set up the cache it contained:

• A bottomless keg of fine Napa wine. No matter how much you drink, it stays full.
• A glacier from Glacier Bay (Liar, Liar had such a lovely one, we had to go find our own and place it here since the other started melting when we tried to take it)
• Betsy Ross’s original prototype of the American Flag (amazingly, it had the colors of the rainbow before they decided to limit it to only three colors)
• Imelda Marcos’ entire shoe collection
• Two round trip tickets to anywhere in the world (if you take these, please tell where you will be going and who you will be taking)
• One year of basketball lessons from Kara Lawson
• The deed to your own Caribbean Island (We’re not so original, this too was something from the “Liar, Liar” cache which we had to go and acquire ourselves)
• Prototype of the Concord
• Deed to a time share on the island of Maui (all taxes and fees waived)
• Keys to Arnold's office in the Capitol (do with them what you will)
• Working prototype of the newest Batmobile
• BNW Team left a brand new Samsung NC650000 that they just bought for $12,000.00. It came already set up with GSAK and Cachemate not to mention built in GPS and full mapping functions. Free global wireless is also thrown in.
• A non-revokable immunity idol and automatic approval for a spot on Survivor
• $1,000,000 gift certificate to Ikea

Please remember that you must trade something and the trade must be equitable. We have all seen the "Took pot of gold and the rainbow, left gum wrapper" logs and we will delete them too.

Note that we contacted Trovamo about stealing the idea and have received his blessing. Let the games begin...

Congratulations to Mopaw who was the first one to find this one.

Updated cache contacts as of July 5, 2010

• Queen Elizabeth's entire collection of hats by L3-Geo
• tsaespan left a 14k gold ring with a tiny round cut diamond. It's a size 10.
• A Pitman Arm for a 1977 CJ7 Jeep. It's really not worth too much unless you break yours while you are on the Rubicon Trail...then it's worth a fortune! by L and F
• Final-two guarantee for American Idol. on Survivor (by Hidegoseek)
• G3Cube left a copy of his little Soda-shop Anagram puzzle to dazzle the Woodland-ites
• One thousand dollars from the million dollar lottery ticket payoff left by jim&jackie.
• A lifetime supply of batteries for a GPSr (left by DTM and HLB)
• The secret formula for Pepsi, Coke, and the secret ingredients to KFC (it is not what you think).
• Never before seen pictures of the JFK assassination by TRAKD
• Der Ring des Nibelungen (getting tired of the curse that goes with it)by DaveX
• Niemann-Marcus Chocolate Chip Cookie recipe by two bison
• Small Portable Radio by dstoye
• A voucher for a one month Pacific Island hopping cruise by Family DNA
• a recycled jefferson by 2Dee2Dee
• Microsofts first ever Geocaching video game(the clues to find it are encoded on the billions of dollars Bill Gates hid around the country) by Team Sharpseekers.
• Left a set of limited edition OBsessed geocoins by Team Alamo
• Life-size poster of Michael Jordan by rivercity
• DinoSmash left a healthy T-Rex egg. Just...watch out for the sharp teeth.
• A secret device developed by NASA for restoring the space-time continuum around black holes. It’s still in the developmental stages and we are hopeful this will prevent items from being there for removal before they have been placed. by SarahCe
• Left the Question to the answer "42" by Cheryl-MuggleNOMore
• Ferk's World peace which mysteriously appeared before Ferk attempted to place it because of the black hole around the spacetime continuum in this cache.
• Transportation for a round trip visit to Salvation Mountain at "The Slabs" near Niland, CA.(By Wayne43)
• A spare GPS satellite Butano had from work
• cobbfmly's "World's Greatest Dad" gift certificate for a day of Indy car driving lessons with Danica Patrick.
• A ride in a glider with Steve Fossett in Argentina in quest of a world speed record (By bishoptakesqueen)
• ungrounded microphone stand that Keith Richards nicked with his guitar and got "shocked in Sacramento" when the Rolling Stones played the Memorial Auditorium in 1965 by LaureBotany
• Donald Trumps ego (By dadfish)
• Monterey Bay complete with aquariam and the Santa Cruz Boardwalk (by 2frenchgirls)
• Sperm Whales um. . . by psychofish.
• NightKnight left a get out of jail free card
• Micro Cache Zombie (of course!) and Jeremy Irish's log-on information and personal password to the GC.com website, guaranteed to give the user instantaneous access,even on Sundays by MikieP
• 1956 CJ5 filled with skimpy garments by tufbill
• Left three maps for burried treasures. 1) The Hidden Gold outside "The Alamo" in San Antonio TX 2)The escape route and bank loot from "Machine Gun Kelly's" Time at Alcatraz (Found it while doing the virtual) 3)The secret location of "Atlantis" the city isn't really lost it is just camoed really well by rabidjedipigion.
• A certificate for the bearer to conduct the San Diego Concert Band by Baldy and Goldilocks
• Scream. It's a bit warm so you might not want to admit when you remove it from the cache by oneangrypuppy
• Jerboam-sized Baron von Rothschild's oldest, well-aged vino by Mother Creature
• Lil Checkers by Big Checkers
• 2 a grill from an 89 blazer by frilas
• The entire Encyclopedia Brittanica left by BeagleBudE
• A DVD of Seinfeld the 10th year. It's the complete never before seen episodes of the show that supposedly ended a year earlier left by Danger Powers.
• Genie in a bottle (3 wishes to the next owner) and tickets to a Christina Aguilara concert left by djmom11
• Forman thinks he left his keys to the Prius at the cache site. If you find them email him.
• Fairlady-Fisherman left Poppy the California State Fair mascot.
• A super secret one time use forever lasting insect repellent to protect you from the keeper of this cache and all the other caches where the keepers have more than 2 legs by CAfiredancer
• mytachem left Bad Haggis. Actually, it's a rock band, and they agreed to entertain the neighborhood until released by the next cacher.
• muniman Left the deed to the original set of the movie "Ben Her". Complete with wardrobe and props.
• CSR Flanker left the keys to the geomobile.
• beagle39z left a gallon of sunscreen.
• Key to Harley Davidson 2008 Road King motorcycle by ventura_kids
• ,li> Clue Seeker left a pair of space available airline tickets to fly any where in the country. Better hurry though, they expire in five minutes
• Jimlips left Adam-12 lunchbox
• jjburgal left life-sized stuffed dog.
• ritoworks Took the key to a womans heart, left a door stop to prop it open.
• BeJoyful left the only known map out of the Bermuda Triangle
• Cacher_in_the_Rye left Garmin's new Oregon GPS and Howard Hughes' Spruce Goose
• LDNomad left the last remaining Harley-Davidson 1914 Model 10F .
• Falcon left a Rayquaza(*) that is very upset about being trapped inside this cache.
• Galileo the cat left an Olympic gold medal in freestyle prevarication
• Team Stevecat left a Giant plane
• J5 Crew left a brand new iPhone and used Garmin 60CSX in the cache, as he has given up caching entirely!
• bunnyfun left a litter of 15 rabbits with pink spots
• Tygress dropped in a satchel of Texas Barbeque, drippin' with "Sause." - someone trade for it quickly before the rabbits become carnivores