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VOTE:??? Multi-Cache

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Hidden : 1/21/2006
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
2 out of 5

Size: Size:   large (large)

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Geocache Description:

This cache can be 2-6 legs. The choice is yours. Caches are very close to each other. This is an easy multi-cache! Generally easy walking, some incline on last leg.

All caches are on the same good 4X4 two-track road. Entrance in just south of Volcics.
These VOTE caches are just for some silly fun and not intended to be mean or degrading.
Please leave like-minded items in cache, if possible, to keep the theme going.
The first coordinates are for a peanut butter jar. Please choose your path (and slip of paper with coordinates for next leg of cache); Liberal, Conservative, or Bi-Partisan.
Second coordinates (from peanut butter jar) are in 35mm containers hidden and disguised rather well.
Third coordinates (in 35mm containers) are for large cache containers that are relatively easy to find.

Original Items for LIBERAL CACHE:
COOKIE CUTTER MAN: for taking out your frustrations on THE MAN.
SCARF: for keeping you warm when you've chained yourself to another tree.
SUPER GLUE: so maybe your conspiracy theory stories will stick.
A 2004 PREDIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN PHOTOGRAPH: to dream about what could have been.
CITY OF RS KEYCHAIN WITH MOTTO: for a laugh, because you know that "56 Nationalities" is actually only around 12.
BAND-AIDS: for your Bleeding Hearts.
KLEENEX: for you and your friends when you realize that the Conservative trend will linger.
FLASHLIGHT: for seeking The Truth.
COOKIE CUTTER TREE: because we have so few left.
MAGNIFYING GLASS: to help you turn a small incident into National News.
THIEVES IN HIGH PLACES: (they've stolen our country and it's time to take it back): a book by Jim Hightower so you can tell your friends, "See, I told you so!”
NAM: a book by Mark Baker
ODDBALLS AND ECCENTRICS: a book by Karl Shaw. So you can trace your family history.
MAGIC EYE: a visual trickery book. So you can just shut-up and be still.
***Please return all books to this cache so that others can enjoy them also. ***

Original Contents for CONSERVATIVE CACHE:
RUBBER GLOVES: well, those Weapons of Mass Destruction have to be Somewhere!
JOIN THE ARMY BOOKMARK: for passing out.
AMERICAN CUTIE STICKER: to give the girls you love so they can aspire to be drunken bimbos, like...
A TACK: to start building your tacks (tax) shelters.
BIG RING: to bust up those Union Strikers.
CALCULATOR: to help you count your massive deductions.
SHERIFF KEYCHAIN: to make you feel safe and know that order still exists.
CARMEX LIPBALM: for the Lobbyists after kissing so much Conservative heinie.
SCISSORS: for cutting a Hippies hair.
TENNIS SHOE LACES: for help outrunning protesters.
A DISCO BALL: for remembering exactly when you threw away your ideals.
GRAPEFRUIT: a book by Yoko Ono. For a really good laugh!
LEAP OF FAITH: a book by Queen Noor of Jordan, an eloquent and inspiring person. A great read.
THE SECRET MAN: by Bob Woodward (yeah, him!) a 5 disc audio book about Watergate.
***Please return all books and CDs to this cache when you are done so others can enjoy them also. ***

Original Contents for BI-PARTISAN CACHE:
This is a log only cache because I figured that if ya can't make up your darn mind, then you shouldn't get a reward. Jim Hightower said there’s nothing in the middle of the road except yellow stripes and dead armadillos.
Please bring your own writing stick.

I hope that this cache is taken in jest, because that is its intention.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

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Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)