Don't do this cache, it has no beautiful views, it isn't
a nice hike, it has no value to talk about, it's not the
least bit challenging, in fact it's just a lame micro. So
don't even do it. This is only put out for cache-aholics that
need a cache fix.
We
know that's not you, Right?
You might go geocaching but you
have it under control, Right ?
You do not need to go to get
this cache, do you ?
Even if it is calling "find me,
find me, find me", You don't care, do you ?
Remember this cache has
ABSOLUTELY no value.
Your not addicted, you don't
need to go get it, Do you ?
It's only one more number, and
since your not counting, What difference does it
make?
If you wonder if you need to do
this cache answer the following questions.
- Do you go to the Geo-cache web
site more than once a day ?
- Do you lie to your spouse
about how much you geo-cache ?
- Have you ever skipped work to
geo-cache ?
- Have you ever thought about
naming you next child Garmin ?
- Do you "mark" your car when
you go to the mall ?
- Do you plan your vacations
around towns with lots of caches ?
- Do you set your alarm for 5 am
so you can see if there are any new caches, so you can go for a FTF
before you go to work ?
- Have you ever gone out for a
F.T.F. at 11:00 at night ?
- Can you drive past the dollar
store or army surplus store with out going in ?
- Worse yet, do the clerks at
the dollar store or army surplus store know you by name
?
- Do you refuse to replace your
35 mm camera with a new digital camera because you need the film
containers for micro hides ?
- Are you thinking "I'm wasting
to much time reading this dumb sheet, I've got to go get this cache
before I go nuts ?
If you answered yes to any of
these questions, you might want to drop everything you're doing and
head out for this cache. But be forewarned, you shouldn't go, it's
only one more number. You can stay away, you're not addicted.
Repeat after me, "I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS CACHE". "IT IS ONLY ONE
MORE NUMBER", "IT'S NOT IMPORTANT".
If you go
and find this cache you must log a 30 word essay on why you are, or
are not addicted to caching. No essays, and your log
meets the log terminator. Of course there will never be any logs
for this cache anyway because no-one needs to get it, RIGHT.
REMEMBER THIS CACHE HAS NO VALUE!!!
Cache-aholics meeting every
Friday nights at 7 pm at N 55 55.111 W 055 55.111.
First
cach-aholic To Find: Mommy, Muggly & Moe