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In Praise of Derriere Mystery Cache

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r.e.s.t.seekers: This is done with much regret, as the Seven G's put in a lot of work setting up this page and clever cache. The final location has been muggled many times, but in the past it was only to move the container within a small area. Alas, lately, the container was moved way out into the open and is now missing. Boo hoo moo moo, boo hoo moo, boo hoo moo moo, moo moo moo moo, moo moo. (Veggie Tale cebu quote)

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Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   regular (regular)

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Geocache Description:

This cache was designed as a kid-friendly, easy, 2-stage puzzle cache with elements for old and young...so please involve some young'uns in finding the ammo can.(Kid required for "First to Find" credit) Ample parking is usually available.
Note: While NOT a paper-less geocache, 1 small square* is all you'll need to wipe this one off your list!

In Praise of Derriere

der•ri•ère also der•ri•ere (der'e-âr')
n. The part of one's back on which one sits.; the rear; the rump. [from Old French deriere, in back of, behind]

Despite the unfortunate, but necessary "potty-talk", this easy 2-stage geocache is designed to be kid and family-friendly. There are elements for both old and young, so please involve some young'uns, and bring them along for a whiff of derriere! (Kid accompaniment required for "First to Find" credit--Carels: young at heart doesn't count)
Note: While definitely NOT a paper-less geocache, 1 small square* is all you'll need to wipe this one off your list!

Location info:

This derriere-featuring establishment is a community institution. It all started on "The Branch", where property was purchased in 1887. The 2nd family owner produced and delivered products from 1908 to 1947. The current family owner purchased the location in 1970, and expanded the business to include what's there now. The owner operates the business the same way he talks; slow and steady. "You never know what each day will bring," he says. "Some days can get a little hectic".

Now in his eighties, the owner still arrives at work at about 9 a.m., takes care of matters there, then heads over to help at other parts of the business. In the evening, he goes back to work, and stays until about 11:30 at night. The toughest part of the business, he says, is making sure things are done just the way he wants. Judging by the amount of repeat business he attracts, he's been doing something right.

Today, his "staff" of over 400 spread across 7 nearby locations, work their fannies off to create their famous products, with much (most?) of it ordered by out-of-state customers.

To log this cache:

Print, fold and solve this *square paper geo-puzzle correctly, and you'll find the coordinates to some well-known Derriere. (Puzzle may look more complicated than it is!)

  • Print the puzzle image. Click on it to view it in a separate browser window, and print from there (Be sure to do a print preview to make sure the entire image is visible).
  • Have a kid assemble the geo-puzzle.
  • Take puzzle (and the kid) with you to stage 1 and solve stage 2 coords (A, C).
  • Find cache and enjoy the surroundings while reading the more complete location history provided in the cache (use stealth as needed!)

Important:

  • Puzzle updated and simplified (7/25/06)
  • Digits A, C revealed at Stage 1
  • Not all numbers on the geo-puzzle are used! Some are only there to distract those attempting to discover coords w/out building puzzle

puzzle image

Geo-puzzle assembly:

  1. Cut out the design along the gray line so it is square (accuracy helps).
  2. Fold the square in half lengthwise, then crosswise, then unfold it. There should be a "cross" in the middle of the paper.
  3. Place paper with design face-down.
  4. Fold each corner in so that all 4 corners meet at the cross in the center. You should see the geocaching.com logo in the center.
  5. AGAIN, place the folded paper with design face-down.
  6. Fold in each corner again so that the corners meet in the center. Now fold the whole thing in half first lengthwise, unfold, then fold crosswise and unfold, with the parts of the geocaching.com logo showing on the outside.
  7. Place both thumbs and both forefingers in the pockets formed by the logo.

~The Seven G's


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Cache placed on grounds with owner permission. PLEASE use appropriate stealth, AND rehide cache very well

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

[Stage 1:] Jnyx ORUVAQ Xryyrl'f ONPXFVQR gb ybpngr n fznyy, "nggenpgvir" OBGGBZ. [Stage 2:] [If you're udderly frustrated], gel onfr bs ynetr gerr va gur jbbqf [approach on path by tree fully surrounded by lawn]

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)