A Series of Unfortunate Caches Multi-Cache
Moondog1: Friends - this cache is giving way to soon to be released Second Annual Tribute to Thanksgiving! The contents and bugs will be recycled.
A Series of Unfortunate Caches
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In the spirit of Lemony Snicket, if you are interested in pursuing a nice fun and entertaining cache, I suggest that you choose another cache. Please do not try this cache - the person who created it is twisted, and if you find it you are equally not right. The coordinates for the second cache is N40 20.367, W080 04.738. For the cache identified by the coordinates above, you may want to try N40 20.291, W080 04.728.
The Series of Unfortunate Caches is an exceedingly difficult series of nontraditional caches leading to a not very meaningful final cache. There are two caches listed (the first is listed in the heading, the second listed in the short description). These nontraditional caches each contain half of the coordinates for the final cache. I have made these caches as difficult as I can make them. I implore you to leave this description right now and go find a nice easy cache that you can find within minutes of leaving your car. This cache is really not for you.
However, if you are the type of person who has to touch the area beside a wet paint sign, and have to taste milk that your Mother has told you is soured - then you may not be able to resist yourself and will have to try this cache. I truly feel sorry for you.
Alternatively, you may be one of those geocachers that has conquered every possible cache and are looking for new challenges to make yourself feel better about this hobby of yours. For you, I only have two things to say. First, you need help. This is not a hobby, it is an addiction. Second, if you succeed you won't feel elated. Instead, you will finally realize that you have what it takes to figure out a sick and twisted mind like mine. Believe me, that is nothing to be proud of.
Further, if you are thinking that you will give this a half-hearted try and then email me for hints, think again. I may give you hints and may even sound cordial and encouraging, but think about it. Anyone sick enough to create this cache might just be sick enough to give you bad hints. Is that really what you want?
For the "First to Find" junkies, I am including a copy of Book 1 of a Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket and a book mark for the second to find. I am also including some of the goodies from the recently archived Thanksgiving Tribute. Good Luck - Moondog
Additional Hints
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Lbh unir gb or xvqqvat!
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