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Secondhand Surveys Mystery Cache

Hidden : 8/10/2006
Difficulty:
2.5 out of 5
Terrain:
3 out of 5

Size: Size:   regular (regular)

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Geocache Description:

The cache is not at the posted coordinates

A story I got second-hand: (apologies to New Line Cinema)



One summer when I was young I went to stay with my two bachelor Great-uncles. They had some property out in the hills and lived in an old house. Uncle Garth and Uncle Hub had recently returned after spending years overseas chasing their dreams. There were rumors they had amassed a great fortune in their adventures but you would never know it. The house was dilapidated and the outbuildings were in disrepair. There was an old jalopy in the driveway but it was never driven into town. My uncles passed the time shooting fish in the pond, growing corn in the garden patch, and sitting on the front porch watching the hay dry in the summer sun. They would get a kick out of running off the occasional door-to-door salesman (who would defy the 'No Trespassing,' 'Keep Out!' and 'Insured by Smith & Wesson' signs hoping to get a piece of the riches) with blasts from their shotguns, which were never kept more than an arm’s length away. Garth and Hub were my mother's uncles, and she left me with them hoping to get an 'in' and a piece of that vast fortune when they died. They were less than thrilled.

For reasons unknown to me, Uncle Garth wanted to divide the land in two. "To preserve my posterity!" he said. "Your posterity, my posterior!" Uncle Hub grumbled. Uncle Garth hired a surveyor, whom he watched with eagle eyes the entire time he was surveying the property. Just as the surveyor was finishing his work along the new dividing line, Uncle Garth had a change of heart. He fired his shotgun into the air. Blam! "Get off my property, you money-grubbin' thief!" Blam! Blam! He hailed a rain of bird shot down on the surveyor and his party. The crew gabbed their instruments in a panic, dropped a few notes in the rush, and never came back.

"Now wha’didya go and do that for?" asked Uncle Hub. "They were just getting their bearings and getting to know the area."
"Getting to the know the area a little too well for my liking!" snorted Uncle Garth.
Uncle Hub lowered his voice, "But it’s split up and we posted guards..."
"The whole thing was a bad idea. Won't do it again!" was the terse reply.

Life went on that summer as though the event never happened, which was how my uncles dealt with most things. I scooped up the old surveyor’s notes and kept them as a souvenir.

The uncles up and died recently in a spectacular bi-plane crash. (I won't bother you with the details, but suffice it to say 'they died with their boots on.') They named me sole heir to their estate - the run down property in the hills and everything on it. Nothing ever materialized concerning their alleged fortune. Just a strange note on their will, in Garth's hand, addressed to me: "Get your bearings, and know the area."

I've been thinking of selling the place, but my uncle's last words to me are haunting the back of my mind. I dug out the old surveyor's notes but can't make anything of them. I've posted one of the sketches below, and if none of you can help me I'm going to unload the worthless piece of dirt later this year.



"Get your bearings..."

To get the final coordinates, find the remaining interior angle and compute the bearing for the last (left, middle) leg of the traverse (no trig required!). Be sure to convert the results into the more familiar DDD° MM.MMM' format.

The cache is on private land but access has been granted to the public for recreational use. The gate is locked to motor vehicles. At the trailhead, turn uphill at first, then downhill thereafter. The round-trip is less than 2 miles and takes about an hour. No bushwacking is required until you are right at the cache. Please be respectful of the area, and enjoy the view!


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Additional Hints (Decrypt)

[Puzzle] Vagrevbe natyrf nqq gb frira uhaqerq gjragl qrterrf. [Trailhead] Nobhg unys n zvyr FR bs gur pnpur. Ybbx sbe gur 'U'. [Cache] Ng gur sbbg bs bar bs gur thneqf.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)