Top 10…..Things to say when interrupted by
a muggle.
This cache is in honor of
the top 10 RCGDS Cachers.http://boulter.com/geocaching/leaders/?group=sacramento
They have all blazed many trails and have found a lot of caches,
all over the world. Lucky for us, they are usually willing to lend
a hand to the rest of us, who need it from time to time. Thanks
Guys, Gals, and Canines. Here’s to you!
David Letterman has run his
Top 10 list for many years. In that tradition, here is my original
Top 10 things to say, when interrupted by a muggle.
10. “Are you the one they
sent to pick up the shipment?”
9. “I lost my navel ring.”
while lifting up your shirt.
8. “This is where the aliens
left me after the probing.”
7. Do not say anything, do
your best mime and hope they go away.
6. ”I have lost my pet
aardvark, can you help me find her?”
5. “I’m looking for the last
person that asked me what I was doing, I think I buried them close
by.”
4. In your best Jack
Nicholson voice, “You don’t want to know the truth, cause you cant
handle the truth!”
3. “ A hive of Killer Bee’s
has moved into the area, wanna help me look?”
2. While doing 40’s patented
Happy Dance, yell loudly, “they’re coming to take me away, hoho,
they’re coming to take me away, haha.”
1. “Uh….I’ll have the double
bacon cheeseburger, a small fry and a strawberry shake. To
go.”