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The title of this cache was inspired by the short story
Harrison Bergeron , by Kurt Vonnegut, …and by cachers who
complain about caches that are too difficult. Enjoy this one if and
while you can, because, if the complainers have their way, one day
caches like this will no longer exist.
One day, all caches will be at ground level because not
everybody can climb. They will be within arms reach of a flat paved
road because not everybody has a 4WD vehicle nor is everyone in
good physical shape or have the know-how, guts, and skills to land
navigate beyond their vehicle. All caches should actually be near
public transportation because not everyone has their own vehicle.
All caches must be at least the size of a shoe box, painted in
bright conspicuous colors, and set in plain sight because some
people don’t have the skills to figure out clever micros. All
caches must be marked with a large, clearly visible sign because
not everyone can afford a GPS, and some of the people that can
afford them are too un-skilled to operate them. Puzzle and mystery
caches will be forbidden because some people aren’t intelligent or
diligent or interested enough to solve them. You must be able to
log the cache as a find without ever visiting it because some
people live too far away to physically visit it and that’s just not
fair either. Geo scoreboards will be eliminated because nobody
should be ahead of anybody else.
In keeping with the trend in holiday theme caches, I’ll attach
this one to Election Day. You can help bring about the beautiful
world I’ve described above by going out and voting yes for social
engineering, voting yes for the Nanny State, voting yes on
propositions like 201 and 206, voting yes for Dystopian creep.
Good day, and Good Luck, GG.
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** There are two summit log jars nearby; between the two there
were only 3 entries: 79, 92, and 96. Summit elevation, by GPS, is
6993 Ft. FFB is a coin from NSA. **
***Please help maintain this remote cache by reporting the code
word/ key phrase included at the top of the micro log to me by
email to verify your find. However, this is not required.***