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HANDICAPPER GENERAL Mystery Cache

Hidden : 10/29/2006
Difficulty:
5 out of 5
Terrain:
5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

THE CACHE IS NOT AT THE POSTED COORDINATES. Part of the cache quest requires rappelling, technical climbing, or wings. It is a micro on the side of a cliff. Access to the cliff site requires some very rigorous back-country, off-trail hiking, land navigation, non-technical mountain climbing, and exposing oneself to the natural dangers that exist in the Arizona wilderness. There is an ammo can close by too for trade items.


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The title of this cache was inspired by the short story Harrison Bergeron , by Kurt Vonnegut, …and by cachers who complain about caches that are too difficult. Enjoy this one if and while you can, because, if the complainers have their way, one day caches like this will no longer exist.

One day, all caches will be at ground level because not everybody can climb. They will be within arms reach of a flat paved road because not everybody has a 4WD vehicle nor is everyone in good physical shape or have the know-how, guts, and skills to land navigate beyond their vehicle. All caches should actually be near public transportation because not everyone has their own vehicle. All caches must be at least the size of a shoe box, painted in bright conspicuous colors, and set in plain sight because some people don’t have the skills to figure out clever micros. All caches must be marked with a large, clearly visible sign because not everyone can afford a GPS, and some of the people that can afford them are too un-skilled to operate them. Puzzle and mystery caches will be forbidden because some people aren’t intelligent or diligent or interested enough to solve them. You must be able to log the cache as a find without ever visiting it because some people live too far away to physically visit it and that’s just not fair either. Geo scoreboards will be eliminated because nobody should be ahead of anybody else.

In keeping with the trend in holiday theme caches, I’ll attach this one to Election Day. You can help bring about the beautiful world I’ve described above by going out and voting yes for social engineering, voting yes for the Nanny State, voting yes on propositions like 201 and 206, voting yes for Dystopian creep.

Good day, and Good Luck, GG.

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** There are two summit log jars nearby; between the two there were only 3 entries: 79, 92, and 96. Summit elevation, by GPS, is 6993 Ft. FFB is a coin from NSA. **

***Please help maintain this remote cache by reporting the code word/ key phrase included at the top of the micro log to me by email to verify your find. However, this is not required.***

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