Here
is your chance to prove to the world you aren't hooked on
geocaching. How?
DO
NOT LOG THIS CACHE!!!!
Some people are just natural-born
geocachers. If you're the kind of person that spent your childhood
playing spy games, exploring the woods behind your house turning
over every rock to see what you could find, or just hiding everyday
objects in out-of-the-way places where nobody would know to look,
chances are you were born to cache.
Many cachers just naturally have personality traits that lead to
easily becoming hooked on caching. Maybe it's the thrill of taking
part in something that the average muggle never has a clue about;
maybe it's the chance to get out and explore the world. Let's face
it ... whatever the reason, geocaching is addictive!
Are you hooked on geocaching? If so, this is your chance to
overcome your addiction. How? Do not log this cache, even it is
among the easiest around and right here in front of you begging to
be found! If you can drive within a mile of this location and are
able to not search for this cache, feel free to share your success
story by logging a note below! We can think of several cachers who
will see this cache at the top of their nearest caches page, and
their first reaction will be to go out and find it. We know who you
are. You know who you are. We all know that it's easy to get hooked
on this sport. But it's not an addiction if you don't want to quit,
right? Well, what if you wanted to? We doubt you can do it! This is
just one of the many warning signs of a geocaching addiction.
Experts on the subject have identified a number of other warning
signs to be on the lookout for including the following:
- You are familiar with words like ‘TNLNSL’ and ‘FTF.’
- You know the zip codes of all your out-of-town relatives off the
top of your head.
- You actually look forward to visiting your in-laws.
- You no longer talk to your friends or relatives about geocaching
... none of them will allow it.
- You find yourself having to explain to your significant other
why there is a never-ending shortage of Tupperware containers in
the kitchen.
- Your driveway is covered with spray-painted cache box
silhouettes.
- You begin making grocery purchases based on the items'
usefulness as cache containers.
If this describes you, chances are you have an addiction to
geocaching. This cache is here to help. In order to prove that you
have the willpower to resist locating a cache if you want to, we
put out this cache for the sole purpose of not being logged! (Many
thanks to Kay 'n Mike of Team Tigerz for their fine psych profiling
and remedial perscriptive cache generation.)
This is probably one of the lamest cache-n-go picos you'll ever
find … we’re talking less than 100’ from a divided roadway and no
more than 5 minutes of your time! You don't even have to enter any
woods. Matter of fact, you can drive within 30 feet of the cache.
Even the coordinates are accurate to 10’ ... there’s just no excuse
as to why you couldn’t find this cache. There's also no interesting
history lesson, no trade items, no challenge, and chances are you
probably don't have to worry about being too stealthy. In fact,
there's nothing to be gained from finding this cache except another
check mark and a numbers added to your stats. So there's really no
good reason to locate this, except because it's there!
Good luck and best wishes not finding this cache ! Congratulations
to Jamcakes for the sharp eyes and fine fingers needed to log the
FTF !