Pardon the Puns Mystery Cache
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Woman in Glasgow has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Weevil twins grew up in the deep South they had no idea their destinies would be so different. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
Heard about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Wife told me to stoping singing "Wonderwall". I said maybe.
A vulture family boarded an airplane; each were carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
Group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because, "he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Scientist from Glasgow has grown human vocal chords in a Petri Dish. The results speak for themselves.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Finally... there was a cacher called AMAZO who created a puzzle cache with ten different puns with the hope that at least one of the puns would make other cachers laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Obggbz pbeare bs gur envyvatf arkg gb gur ohggba