Alfred is Albert's evil twin brother.
And - he's just sick and tired of all the sicky-sweet-simple caches
that Albert's been doing.
All those namby-pamby-wussy caches . . what this game needs is
some good, old-fashioned micros in the ivy.
So - who's the Big Dog here? Are you up to the challenge?
Fetch!
Cfffg - guvf vf Nyoreg . . onfr bs srapr cbfg . . qba'g gryy Nyserq V gbyq lbh!!