Pow!! Blam!! Splat!!
Batman: "Holy Complications, Robin!!"
Robin: "What is it, Batman?"
Batman: " A potporourri of news, Robin, both good and bad!!"
"A special container was to be delivered to a location near the Bare Cheek Conference being held in Gotham City...by mistake, said container was left in a scenic location near the Bear Creek Confluence just southeast of Gotham, Richland County, Wisconsin."
"Now it's up to you to locate and check out the contents of the BATMAN CACHE."
Batman: "Before we set brain and sinew to this perplexing case, let's review the facts:
A Gotham Parcel Service (GPS) delivery truck was seen parking in a lot at N 43* 11.602 W090* 14.351 After leaving the parking lot the driver found himself being followed as he traversed a creekside trail through the woods. He was able to stash the container without being seen by those lurking in the shadows. Shortly thereafter he was accosted and forced to spend the morning sipping purple bark sarsasperilla with Catwoman.
Batman: "That was torture at its most bizzare and terrible."
Robin: "Holy Tartars!"
Batman: "Unholy Tartars, Robin, Stealing scimitars and golden eggs from a museum is one thing. But when the average citizen cacher on a trail is in peril, something must be done and quickly."
The driver remembers that the container was safely hidden near the trail about .4 mile from the parking lot. A perusal of the container manifest revealed many "bat" items as well as regular trade items,
and a logbook & pen.
Bring your Bat-items to trade!
(Special THANKS to Wayne Schutte, Recreation Coordinator of the Lower Wisconsin State Riverway and Superintendant of Tower Hill State Park for his help with our finding the location for this cache and granting permission.)