Greetings, stinky ManBear. I haven't seen you out here in my domain recently. Apparently it only takes a bit of wind and powdered water to frighten you away. And you call yourself scary! You've gone soft, ManBear, sitting there in your little cave shivering like one of those tasty Chihuahuas. Even Swedish human infants display more fortitude than you! «HONK!» If you had any pluck, you'd brave the snowdrifts for a FTF.
If you do manage to work up the bottle to venture out this way, there may be a treat waiting for you. I just saw one of those yummy cachers stumbling through the storm towards a geocache. If you hurry, his carcass might still be warm. «HONK!» And do mind the snowplows.
Congrats to KrazyKid622 for FTF!