Have you ever had that uncontrollable urge to geocache regardless of the weather or time of day, the indescribable drive for the elusive FTF, when that new cache notification arrives you rush out the door neglecting your friends, work, significant other, even your children. Then fellow cachers you may have encountered the not so rare condition know has cacherrhea, an affliction that all geo-cachers at some point in their caching careers have suffered from. For some the condition has become chronic... Take heart there is a cure, many years in the making and from the renowned laboratories of Dr. Von Cachinstein comes the pleasant tasting and attractively pink concoction known as “Pepto-Cachemo.” So if you feel the effects of cacherrhea coming on, that irresistible need for the cathartic release you receive when a new FTF is found, you need a healthy dose of “Pepto-Cachemo.” So get out there, locate a bottle and take a BIG swig, enjoy! If you don’t get there in time, be sure to bring your own T-Paper, also read drug facts on bottle for possible allergic reactions. 
PS: Cache is located on CO's property, also limit cache search to day-light hours please.