Enter the Oval Office Mystery Cache
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2006-09-19 12:50. Top Secret. FYEO!.
FROM: Operations Headquarters
TO: Agent #: 250918
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We have reason to believe that the Federal Bulvanian Investigation's counter intelligence has managed to get hold of our Non-Official Cacher list (The NOC list!).
Your task is to sneak your way into the Oval Office and place the fake agent pseudonyms into the NOC list in order to safeguard the G-Agent community.
As we already know, after the 9/11 incidents, the Oval Office in the White House has just been a fake front. The location of the real Oval Office has been guarded as the ultimate secret. By means of exhaustive espionage, undercover-ops and going through thousands of printout papers thrown into the trash, we have now managed to locate the real thing. The coordinates are enclosed in this transmission and encrypted for security reasons with the latest Electric Freon Font® cipher.
Our reconnaissance has found out that using any kind of force to enter the building will be doomed to fail. Apply only your intuition and guts. And be warned. The defence systems are cruel and inhuman.
Our sub-atomic-wavelength scanners have picked up strange fenomens at 80-155 MeV quark levels around the Office. This might be an indication that the rumoured Bulvanian invention, the AEBM (Atomic Energy Balance Monitor), really exists and they have one installed to defend the Office. So if, during your mission, you are able to seize any intelligence items from the Office, then remember to leave an equal atomic energy substitute so the alteration in the Office space atomic balance would go unnoticed.
The necessary equipment have been sent to you through the normal secret channels including a "ChemiLab Atomic Bulk Stealth® (ABS)" disposable overall, "Silent-Tex®" rubber boots, "SmrzPrint DNA block®" gloves and "InvisiLight Full HD 3D®" nightview goggles (AA batteries not included).
This mission will have a TIGHT schedule. We hope you have completed the "TPLO88/Squeeze techniques" G-Agent training sessions and kept yourself in lean condition.
The heavy defensive structures might become overwhelming at the last meters, but do not lose your faith. The NOC list IS Top Secret so it might be hidden in a less expected place.
Remember. You Must Not Fail! All G-Agent personalities are in danger to be revealed to the Bulvanian muggles and you are the only one that we can depend on. Unfortunately we are unable to locate G-Agent Ivan09 so you have no backup from the Agency.
Good Luck !
PS If you are unsure about your agent skills, you can check your de-chipher results here: GC-Agent-O-Helper
Additional Hints
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