Heartbreak Ridge Multi-cache
Cache Commando: Time for this one to go!
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Yep, ’05 it was, when the gol’durn cache poachers went’n stole the caches outta Emmenneger Park. Two fine caches they were, Blue Monkey1 and Bad Karma, and I reckon they ain’t ever comin’ back. Well, now this here one’s a’hid up on the Ridge, and you can bet’chur Garmin it'll be harder ta find than the old ones.
What’chur looking for up there is a…well sorta… a object…yeah, it’s a object. It’s got the co-ordinates for the final cache a’wrote on it with a magic marker in great big letters. The tree cover on the Ridge is fierce, so figger on the co-ordinates ta be offa mite. Now don’t be a’flippin over any rocks or rollin’ logs around or otherwise a’hurtin the ‘viroment to find this object, ‘cuz it won’t help ya a’tall. All ya gotta do is look reeeally close, and you'll spot it.
Hints, HECK NO you ain’t gettin’ no hints. Why make it easy on the varmints? Well, maybe just acouple hints. Just so ya don’t drive around in circles fer hours a’wastin gas, ya take the Cragwold Drive offa Geyer Road near I-44 to find the park. An also, don’t be a’drinkin outta the cricks up there ‘cause you’ll suck up so much bacterial beasties you'd be in the outhouse fer a week.
Have fun, y’all!
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