Zapphod pushes the button on the Infinite Improbability Drive.
"No!" yells Ford, "the value of Improbability is 2^279460347:1 against."
"Precisely! We're headed to Milliways before happy hour ends, and this is the only way to get there."
Zip!
Marvin greets the travellers. "I've been waiting 576,000,003,579 years for you, I counted," mopes the pitiful robot. "But you're out of luck, the bar is closed."
"Egad!" Zapphod screams. "Could have Evildrome Boozarama discontinued Gargle Blasters, or Gagrakakan gin, and Eadraxian Complaints ended alcoholism?"
"Indeed. I could have predicted that, you know," Marvin says, "I have a brain the size of a planet."
"I just want to go home," Ford says as he climbs back aboard the Heart of Gold. "Or maybe the North West ripple of the Galaxy, I've heard it's quite nice."
Don't forget your towel!
NOTICE: Please be respectful of the park hours. FCPA Parks are open dawn to dusk unless otherwise posted. If you enter the park after hours you are trespassing. If you are stopped you can be ticketed or arrested and you will jeopardize the future of geocaching in the parks. Do NOT hunt this cache at night!
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Congratulations to cmsb705 for the FTF!!
After 1 year, 18 finds, 2 DNFs.
After 2 years, 27 finds, 2 DNFs.
After 3 years, 39 finds, 2 DNFs.
After 4 years, 52 finds, 2 DNFs.