The Cache:
Prepare for beasts of all types (squirrels) as you bushwhack (lightly) through a deep forest (a couple of trees) and dense (not really dense at all) underbrush that will tear at your pants and legs (it might brush past your feet a bit) as you search for a golden treasure chest (seriously) burrowed deep into the whispering oaks (it's near some trees). The FTF will behold a glorious trophy to take and display for all his or her friends to envy from now until the end of time (I wouldn't lie to you about this.... make sure you take a photo with it held high above your head for everyone to see and be jealous of).
Once found, please make sure you've shut the lid tightly and place the cache back exactly where you found it and how you found it. The travelbugs need a dark, dry place to party or else the disco ball doesn't work and they start slipping all over the dance floor when the Cha-Cha slide comes on. Is that the kind of vacation you want to be part of?
Hotel Rules:
If you take a bug it would be very much appreciated if you leave a bug. Also, don't forget to check your bug in or out of the hotel.