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The Enchanted Wedding Chair Traditional Cache

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Hidden : 10/29/2003
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   regular (regular)

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Geocache Description:

A private and forgotten chair sits waiting in the forest. Sit in it with one you love and experience happiness ever after. But be careful to leave it as you found it, for it has a past...


Just over the bridge from the Kingdom of Gold is an old stone chair. Today the kingdom is gone and the chair is there looking quite normal amidst the weeds and overgrown trees. That of course is today. More full moons than wise men can count have passed since the kingdom glowed of gold and riches. The streets were full of animals living joyous lives. For so long ago, people were not yet known and the world belonged to enchanted animals like dragons, unicorns and winged horses.

The Kingdom of Gold was ruled by one of the enchanted creatures, the Giant Flying Koala. Being sort of a cross between the koala of today and flying squirrel, the Flying Koalas could catch the wind and soar above the eagles. They stood nearly seven feet high yet for such a large creature were extremely just and fair. They had risen to their prominence in the world of old in the wars of Oak Wilde, but that is tale for another day.

The King loved a dainty Canine in the Kingdom. Her grace wooed the villagers as she walked daily from her home just up the stream from the kingdom to her furnishings shop in the center of town. The shop was a beautiful collection of fabrics, furniture and just the cleverest of details like exotic vases, gilded chests and the glass plates and bowls swirled in colors that seem to change as you watched.

There she would sit amidst the beauty of her shop consulting with her daily litany of customers. There was the Duchess of Oak a curious creature that resembled more a goat than a horse even though she insisted there was no relation, and the Count of Aspen who very much resembled a Great Dane with the coat of an English sheep dog. None of this surprised the dainty Canine for all the inhabitants were exotic crosses of animals and everyone was quite friendly.

This day as she sat picking just the right color of green to accent a new couch for the Count, the door flew open and in a breathless moment the king swooped into the room. “My fair Designer” he started “for what seems countless seasons I have ridden the skies above our kingdom watching breathless in the wind as you graced our streets. In my chest beats the heart of the warrior yet your beauty has taken it captive and hold it powerless in your presence” The dainty designer coyly bowed her head and blushed.

She was quite aware that the King had been watching from the skies and had wondered how long it would take for him to approach her. Deep within her own bosom her heart had longed for the King and now it sang in recognition. The king continued. “I have only one solution. I ask that you would be my queen and rule by my side.” The designer was thrilled and quickly affirmed her mutual admiration and agreed upon the marriage. The date was set as the first full moon in October and that day was the 31st.

Now the wedding plans began. First and foremost a wedding chair needed to be constructed for the royal wedding. As was the custom at the time, the couple to be wed would sit in a chair of masonry to signify the solidity of their convictions and from that spot they would pronounce the oath of betrothal and be bound together in life and spirit. And so it was that the king sent for the royal mason, a dark and sultry lioness who harbored deep want for the king within her own bosom.

When she heard the king’s request her eyes flashed with jealousy but she hung her head in respect so that none would see. She agreed to build the wedding chair and departed their company back to her workshop. There in the dusty mason shop she selected seven magical stones to form the back of the chair. The first six of pure Granite would stand strong against time and the last stone also of Granite had a pure vein of silver and glowed of lightning in a full moon’s light. Carefully she hid the vein of silver from view so that all the stones appeared equal. Then she spoke her spell.

“Stones of Granite and Silver Fire
grant me now my own desire.
Stones together in the seat
a single heart in them will beat
Should a stone go astray
apart forever they will stay”

The chair was set in a garden just over the bridge from the kingdom. A beautiful garden was planted around it and behind it a tree of incense scented the air.

On the wedding day the king and his queen to be sat in the chair before the royal priest and pronounced the oath of betrothal. There was happiness and singing as the kingdom celebrated the union. A line formed to give gifts the royal couple as they stood by the wedding chair. At the end of line was the mason whose eyes glowed with anger.

Finally her turn came to congratulate the newly weds. She stepped forward and with a quick motion drew out a hammer and smashed it against the seventh rock of the chair. The rock shuddered and fell to the ground leaving a gapping hole in its place. The skies darkened as rain and lightning fell upon the panicked crowd. The jealous mason cackled as she danced around “Your deathless spirits shall lonely roam until this stone is brought back home!” With that a giant bolt of lightning struck next the rock casting it into the rain engorged stream.

The queen immediately understood what had happened. The jilted mason had cursed them to a lonely eternal deathless life without each other unless she could get the rock back into the hole in the chair. In a fluid motion she leapt into the ragging waters to grab the rock.

The racing current had already taken the rock and lifted it into the stream. The queen could see the glimmer of lightning in the roaring murky water just ahead of her and she swam as quickly as she could to catch up to it. Then as the stream widened it fell to the bottom and ceased to shine. Without thinking she took a great breath and dove for the bottom. The currents grabbed her and slammed her hard into the ground nearly knocking the breath from her. She closed her eyes with the pain.

As she opened her eyes the glow from the stone was right before her. She fell upon the rock and wrapped her arms around it. Its great weight held her beneath the water as she struggled against the current. She felt her breath giving out and the light began to dim. It was then that she felt the arms of her beloved close around her and she felt the air as they broke the surface.

With the queen still holding the rock and the king holding the queen they bounced and bobbed down the swollen stream as the water grew faster and angrier. The king reached out and grabbed a tree digging his massive claws deep into the bark. The water rose higher and higher and the current became un-fightable. In one mighty movement the king leapt into the rain choked air holding his queen between his hind legs as his mighty wings fought the turbulent gusts.

He rose higher and higher till a counter current pushed them back towards the spot of the wedding chair. There he descended quickly nearly smashing to the ground. His queen still clutching the stone lay unconscious beside him. Lightning stuck again just inches from the dazed couple and the king summoning his strength grabbed the stone and pushed it back into the chair.

The storm stopped.

The kingdom lay in ruin with its proud castle leveled to the foundation and the surrounding town washed away. The king surveying the damage decided to rebuild the kingdom on higher ground in an area with more resources. He scouted the nearby area and moved the township to an area that was named Koala Bear Creek and in the time of people renamed to Bear Creek. There the king and his queen lived many happy years as the town flourished under their rein.

The evil mason was never seen again and was assumed lost in the flood with many others. The years past and people came to live here. The kingdom of Gold became the town of Gould and even that was unable to survive the frequent and horrible floods. All that is left today is the Campground of Gould, the foundations of the designer’s home, the castle and the wedding chair. It is said that on a full moon in October the seventh rock glows in the chair and the spirits of the evil mason curses against the wind.

Additional Sights and Sites to See:

  • The Tree with Claw marks
    N34° 12.713 W118° 10.272
  • The Royal Throne
    N34° 13.299 W118° 10.680
  • The Designers Shop
    N34° 13.375 W118° 10.782
  • The Designers Home
    N34° 13.483 W118° 10.811
  • Where to Park
    N34° 12.007 W118° 09.890

Initial cache contents:

  • Royal Jewels and Coins
  • Magic Rocks
  • The mystic tokens of the King, Queen and Mason

Truth Stranger than Fiction!

One year after first being place in the Enchanted Wedding Chair cache, the "Mason Lioness" travel bug was washed away with a flood after traveling 3400 miles to Pennsylvania. I guess she never did find her magic...

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Hc gur fgrcf sebz gur punve N gernfher vf ohevrq gurer

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)