Let's set a scenario and see if you are a REAL GEOCACHING PRO...
Step 1: After a big, greasy lunch with a pal, what do you do? Do you...
- A Go back to the office
- B Go take a nap
- C Go geocaching!
If you chose C, you are correct! Go on to the next step...
Step 2...Now that you're geocaching down the trails after the big greasy lunch, your stomach starts to rumble in a very bad way. In fact, that big greasy lunch is heading through your body like a bullet train on newly-greased tracks. Do you...
- A Sprint back towards the truck muttering "Oh Lord oh Lord oh Lord oh Lord..."
- B Shout, "Woo hoo, here comes my rocket imitation!"
- C Do what the bears do!
If you chose C, you are on your way to being a pro geocacher! Go on to the next step...
Step 3... Since you did what the bears do, now what about what the bears don't do? Do you...
- A Reach into the pack and nab the paper. You're prepared for this!
- B Yell "HEY, I NEED SOME HELP OVER HERE!" to passing hikers for at least 30 minutes.
- C Reach back for any handy leaves, not caring that they are POISON IVY, and making sure at least one good solid POISON IVY leaf is still stuffed down into your shorts, not to be discovered until late afternoon!!
If you chose C, You are a GEOCACHING PRO!
The above scenario is a true story! Cache is in honor of that very cacher... who will remain annonymous unless so cacher chooses to confess. Cache is an ammo box stocked with toys and a logbook/pen. Sorry, there is no "necessary paper" in the cache besides a logbook, but there is plenty of POISON IVY nearby in case you need it! Feel free to THEORIZE who that cacher is in your logs, and we'll see if any confessions occur!