Some unidentified lights were seen in the area recently hoovering very close to the ground. From what we can tell, it appears they may have made the desert version of a crop circle. Are they trying to tell us something? We think they may have left something? We need someone to head out and investigate, then report back here and let us what you find!
We are getting reports that the aliens HAVE left something behind, the objects reflective to flashlights and it is recommended that the search party be done at night (however, this is not required). The area looks to be significantly flat with moderate grades and small ankle to knee sized desert shrubs. The objects all appear to be on on the ground and readily available. Proceed with caution, it is a desert out there!
Please don't drive to these caches. The extraterrestrial visitors might take this as a threat. We think it will be safe if we tread lightly and walk to the landing sites. Have fun and keep your eye to the sky!
One last thing, If you have laser guns, please set them to Stun and bring back any forms of life you come in contact with. That is all!