So, I'm driving on the expressway in the fast lane when I look up at my rearview mirror and see this vehicle about to kiss my tailpipe. Now there's something you need to understand, I have a lead foot and I'm doing well over the speed limit. If you don't believe me ask one of the several Popo that have given me a ticket, or my insurance agent, they can testify to that.
Anyhoo, they shift over into the slow lane and start to pass me when I think to myself, "Oh hail no! Is that a TB sticker on the back of that vehicle?".
Let it be known that I'm one of those people that can't chew bubble gum and walk at the same time. I'm that cacher that stares at his GPS/phone and trips over a rock or a tree root and does a header.
I speed up to get a closer look. I start repeating the number, it's my new mantra. With one hand at the 12:00 o'clock position on the steering wheel I use my other hand to grab an ink pen. I write the number on top of my hand.
Man, my penmanship is horrible! It took three tries to decipher the actual number. Thanks for the discovery.
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