Aloha Mr & Mrs Loggerhead,
I just wanted to let you know that I think Alvin has completed his mission to get to area 51 where his friends are being experimented on. Somewhere between Georgia and Paradise, Alvin's appearance changed DRASTICALLY. He no longer has feet. He no longer has a body. Actually, he no longer has a head. In reality, Alvin is ,now, only a face that holds those two loving red eyes that you know so well. Despite those facts, Alvin is really enjoying his travels and really did not want to leave our little oasis in the middle of the sea. But, bad meanie that I am, I sent him on to further adventures.
Aloha,
kalunakoka