I found this little piggy in some of the most dangerous areas known to man!!! I found it in northern Germany where I believe that it is written in law that every man must eat a full grown pig weekly. I started it on a great road trip to the south in an attempt to free this scared animal from its prison of hiding in wall to prevent itself from being butchered. I few days later, I made a quick stop in the Bavarian region to take a look around to see if it was safe... but here too were savages that gnawed on the bones of pigs and drank merrily to the kill that was on their plates! So as soon as I had the chance I slipped out in the dark unnoticed and escaped south to Italy figuring that people that can speak such a beautiful language would never harm such a sweet little piggy. I have never been so wrong! Hanging from ropes in the streets, butchers and sandwich-makers sell the RAW cured meat by the slice and bask in its flavor while sipping on wine. Fearing the worst I attempted the most southern edges of Italy, in Sicily, believing there must be some relief somewhere in Europe... but with no avail, all seemed lost. Then I remembered a story about a man (his name escapes me right now) from Italy who tried to fight the tyrannous bacon-eaters! However, soon he realized after losing many men, it was a losing battle and he fled... West... to the new world... a place called Virginia Beach. Where the people were so civilized they didn't even allow cursing on their beaches.... YES! it will be there that I will find this young swine a home. So I laid in wait for a man who could smuggle me to this world. I tried to keep our heads low and out of the onlooking eyes of the world and I found that man, going by the name of "Delta". He quickly took us under his wings and we fled! Now, safe again in dense thicket a pig belongs in, this little piggy is home. Thanks for traveling with me little guy...
This entry was edited by gottabreathe on Wednesday, 04 August 2010 at 19:33:18.