The Travelbug-lightsaber. This is the weapon of a geo-jedi. Not as clumsy or as random as a geo-blaster, but a more elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
Fought many battles with muggletroopers, muggledroids and geo-sith lords, I have, with this Travelbug-lightsaber. But, I pass this on the next generation of geo-jedi. A geo-padawan...
May the Force be with you.