Baldy flew with us for several weeks, always staying just a few lengths behind. Unfortunately, today we were in the land of Oz, when Elphaba and her flock of flying monkeys spied us, and began to give chase. We attempted to allude them but were unable to escape. We spotted the pond and remembering that water would melt Elphaba and assuming that flying monkeys can't swim we landed in the pond. Baldy was not quick enough to escape the clutches of the monkeys, so we had to leave Baldy in the Land of Oz. He is awaiting rescue.
The Hardee "7"