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The little characters replied, “No. We haven’t seen him but we’ll help you look for him.” Meanwhile, Donkey and Driver at the local pub. There was a man next to them, watching them. “Right. Now I’ve had enough.” He murmured to himself, and left the pub. Driver was uttering drivel as a little man in a spandex costume came up to them. “Hi,” He said, “I’m Captain Braincell, and couldn’t help but notice your animated figures too, would you like to help me find our purpose?” Driver replied, “Nah, I too drunk to do that. ‘Ere, sit down, Braincell, have a pint on me!”
“Alrighty then!”
Shrek, Puss In Boots, Snookered and Tom slowly lifted the lid of the cache. Shrek called down, “ Aren’t you coming then, Under Par?”
“No,” came the reply, “I’m too ill.” Under Par wailed dramatically. The other scoffed, “Liar...”
They crept out the cache, and realized they were on a main road. “This may be a problem,” said Tom...
DUH! DUH! DUH!
There shall be a Captain Barincell spin off cache soon!