A terrible thing, off the grid for 3+ years, doubtless an unwilling captive is some dark sock drawer (or worse), not a Guiness in sight.
But, "Heeeeeees Baaaaaaaaack" and making up for lost time with a killer Halloween party at our favorite local watering hole on the very night of his return. Stood him up on the bar and and he was able to drink in the sights , so to speak, for the duration.
He relates the following to have been his favorite libation.
Satan's Whiskers
Junipero Gin
Grand Marnier
Dry Vermouth
Sweet vermouth
Oranje Juice
Orange Bitters
We promise to get him on his way very soon, after all he has a lot of lost time to make up for.
Doc & Rox