Frank had a busy day today and has BIGGER plans for tonight. Frank went fishing and scored a HUGE marlin.

Then He went to a National Historic Park to check out some Hawaiian cultural history. We went in a back way to avoid the Fee-Feds; he rode in my daypack.

Frank checked out the HONUs(turtles) and native huts.

On the way out, Frank wanted his picture taken at the entrance sign to prove the Park Services is CRAZY. They actually paid money for signs prohibiting NUDITY! Frank says if chics want to get naked on the beach, it should be encouraged. What is the Park Services thinking??? They are WAY out of control.

On the way back to the car, Frank spotted another Nudity Prohibited sign and He went POSTAL. He stripped, climbed the sign pole and mooned the whole park. Then we took off fast.

On the ride home, Frank was bugging me to get some new clothes, so I took him to K-mart. I waited in the car. About an hour later Franks came running out jabbering away a mile a minute. It turns out, K-Mart was running a Barbie BROTHEL. Not the kind of Brothel where you rent the Barbies, they had hundreds of Barbies 4 SALE.

Frank told some of the Barbies (that wanted to be actresses) that he was a Movie Director. He gave they MY address and told them auditions started at 9 p.m. We’ll see if they show up.

The south side Roosevelt Forest was crawling with FEE Collecting Feds, so Frank wanted to recon it from the east. We found even MORE Feds on the east side. Franks expressed his feelings about the fees quite explicitly. He even made a fee deposit (sort of).

Roosevelt Forest was too FEE-hot, so Frank decided to recon Arapaho National Forest. He liked the Guanella Pass area. When I told Frank that we were going to hike to 14,060 foot Mount Bierstadt, he told me I was crazy. He said he was not hiking anywhere without shoes, so he rode in my camelback.

At the summit, barefoot Frank let me hear about the snow on his bare feet. He said he wanted to feel the warm Hawaiian ocean on his feet, so I’ll take him there next week. I’ll show him the lava at Volcano Park (hopefully the Volcano Park Feds aren’t on to him).

Frank is free from the MAN again!! When I found him, he was irate. He was in cuffs and shackles. His shoes had been confiscated so he could not run away. He looked like he had been roughed up. He was complaining about the cold. AND he had this Monkey messing with him. On the way back to the car, he gave me a lot a guff about getting out of the shackles immediately. Frank's got quite the mouth when his is angry. He would not let up on the drive home, so I pulled over at the river and gave him the choice: SWIM or SHUTUP. That choice calmed him down. Then Ronald McDonald started messing with Frank. When we got some tools, Monkey Helper TB set Fugitive Frank Free!! Then Frank put a hurting on Ronald. Pictures and more to follow.