The Holy Hand-grenade of Antioch Geocache was my 700th find and was a conundrum to enter, the instructions being appropriately Monty-Python-esque below. This Geocache was hidden in the middle of the bush, halfway down a ridgeline in South East Queensland, overlooking Brisbane in the foreground and Moreton Bay in the distance.
"However, to find what you seek (the log book) you will need to read from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
This entry was edited by jmandea on patrol on Sunday, 17 June 2012 at 03:34:35 UTC.