Furious Quest of Nunzilla

Nunzilla is travelling east across the United States, visiting as many Catholic churches as possible before continuing on to Vatican City.

The Catholic Chuch is in chaos!

Nunzilla has awakened from a long slumber with a single-minded mission: to visit as many eminent Catholic churches as possible and, with her own unique blend of schoolmarm strictness and unwavering religious fervor, reinstate some order into this venerable religion.

The very walls of any Cathedral may tremble at Nunzilla’s entrance, for all who know her understand her great power. Nunzilla begins this quest in California; her ultimate goal is to make her way across the United States and visit as many Catholic churches as possible before heading to Italy, where Vatican City eagerly awaits her visit.

Nunzilla would enjoy a tour of the Vatican to cap off her momentous quest. Nunzilla has never seen the Sistine Chapel, and would very much enjoy a little tour after all her hard work on this long and arduous journey. Don’t forget to take Nunzilla into St. Peter’s Basilica, however, as her powers increase as she nears any altar.

Nunzilla doesn’t need to be left in or even near the Cathedral; her powers are so vast that a simple church visit should be enough to reinstate order. Nunzilla would of course be happy to meet with any officers of the Church, but she is content communing with God by herself within the walls of His house.

Don’t forget: Nunzilla is a fastidious record-keeper, and she wants her scrapbooks to be just as extensive as your Great Aunt Fanny’s slideshow collection. Nunzilla is not shy about photo opps and would particularly enjoy shots of her inside the churches, or during her meetings with Church officials.

Nunzilla would also be happy to meet with those of other faiths in a purely educational/ambassador capacity, as she has too much on her plate right now within her own faith to strive toward any missionary goals.

Only you can help Nunzilla fulfill her divine purpose.

Good luck and God speed!