Blue Loo-Loo

I have two goals depending on who you are...

GOAL 1: If you're frusted with your young children who won't depart from their diapers, my goal is to help you potty train them within a parent-pleasing time frame.

GOAL 2: If you don't have young children who need potty help, don't worry. The Blue Loo-Loo can still help you!

GOAL 1 INSTRUCTIONS:
Using the same principles that Pavlov discovered with his drooling dog experiment, this ancient device encourages children to become independent on the potty with positive re-enforcement. It's flexible architecture allows parents to use it alone or supplement the re-inforcement with other bribery items such as mini M & M 's.

In addition to it's cutting edge sound effects, this real replicate of the toilet helps children practice the complicated spinning action of the toilet paper roll. It is not uncommon for children to be able to take precision tears of toilet paper in less than half the time of conventional training methods!

With this incredible training device, you shouldn't need it for more than the standard 10-day travel bug hold, but if your tot is a toughy on the toilet, just let us know and you can keep the device until the process is done.

Happy training!

P.S. Out of respect for your fellow cachers, please sanitize the Loo-Loo Learner with Purel before returning it to circulation.


GOAL 2 INSTRUCTIONS:
First of all consider yourself lucky for not being in category one. All YOU need to do is simply think of all the poo-poo stuff in your life and push the magic button.

You'll find the cutting-edge sound effects are specially designed to provide a soothing releasing feeling to whatever may be bothering you.

If you find yourself in a rather difficult point in your life, feel free to use the Blue Loo-Loo as many times as you need until you get to the restful state of mind that you need.