Found in Hog Heaven, swimming in an inch of water! It said its goal is to open bottles; as I was traveling from Trenton, NJ, to State College, PA, on holiday, I figured it would tag along. State College is definitely a bottle-oriented town, due to my alma mater, Penn State. Mako performed at a friend's birthday party, opening bottles of Guinness extra stout and Yuengling lager.
If I can get out to a cache in State College, it'll be placed here. Otherwise, I'll move it along closer to my temporary home in New Jersey; won't be returning to Ireland for a few months, so that's a little out of the question!