Through the net-vine "THE BLACK KNIGHT" heard about a damsel in distress in the dreaded "BMX Track Cache". The rumor was it that the demons who rode this track would tie damsels onto the tracks and then ride roughshod over them. Incensed at the brutality of which he was hearing, he insisted that he be allowed to rescue the poor maiden.
"THE BLACK KNIGHT" and I took my somewhat trusty steed to get closer to this nefarious place. Soon he deemed we were close enough, and we proceeded on foot. All was quiet, but he begged me to stay put. Although it was quiet, he argued, it could be that these agents of evil were merely resting, and he was concerned that should a battle break out I might suffer some collateral damage. (When the battle fever is on him he could mistake me for anothe enemy.)
I agreed to stay back and watch the rescue.
Slowly, stealthily, and quietly "THE BLACK KNIGHT" crept up to tbe BMX Track. As he neared it he could hear a woman's sobs. Nonetheless, he knew better than to rush in where Angels fear to tread, so he took his time before arriving at the tower from whence the sobs came.
Using his sword he smote the tower door and was amazed to find no guards inside the tower. He quickly brought forth the maiden Cinderella and led her back to where the steed and I awaited. He then entrusted her to my care, and urged me to hasten away. He, on the other hand, chose to go back to the tower to surprise and smite those who had imprisoned Cinderella.