Mojo Jojo

I, Mojo Jojo, am your master! And you shall obey my commands because I am your master. It is I who you will obey! Obeying my commands is what you will do. I will give you commands, and you will obey them! Ha ha ha ha ha! I do this because I am bad, I am evil, I am Mojo Jojo!

Curse those accursed Powerpuff Girls! They always defeat my plans. I, Mojo Jojo, will not be defeated; it is those annoying Powerpuffs who will be defeated. And when those mutant infant girls are defeated, it is the pathetic Powerpuff Girls who will have lost! And after I have defeated the superhero female children, I, Mojo Jojo, will rule the world, which is to say, without anybody else and without anybody else shall I rule this world! And when this world is ruled by only one person, not a collective group, but only one person, who will be ruling the world will be none other than me! Mojo Jojo!

I must devise a plan so diabolical, so sinister, that it will bring those tiny titans to their knees. But I do not currently possess any Antidote X nor am I armed with my giganto, destructo, powerpuffo ray! The only ray giant enough to destroy the Powerpuff Girls! However, those accursed Powerpoofs have foolishly split up to occupy separate geocaches. Rarely will an opportunity be as ripe as this, to destroy those cursed girls separately in turn. I will surely crush each of the puny Powerpuff Girls, as easily as I crush a bug! Their reign of goodness will come to an end, and my reign of evil will begin!

But first I must find the Powerless Girls. I command you to take me to a geocache where any one of those accursed Powerpuff Girls is located where I may locate one of the girls and destroy her! You are to obey the command I have given you and take me to a geocache where one of the Powerpuff Girls resides. Until that time I shall use my superior simian intellect to devise a diabolical plan to destroy the girls! Bwah, hah ha ha ha ha!

Humanoids Have Gazed Upon the Genius That Is I, Mojo Jojo!
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