Earth calling Mars, Earth calling Mars.
Inportant information, have picked up your TB on his secret mission, and at this very moment he is scanning my computer to see where his next destination lies.
He has never seen scottish food before, so is going to raid my kitchen first and have a rest before continuing onward to find his friend, I just hope he doesn't find the bottle of Scotch whisky, or we may have problems pointing him in the right direction.
Will move on shortly.
cheers
perth pathfinders