Another Holiday theme submitted for your amusement
To the tune of “Rudolph the red nose Reindeer”
Jaime The Honey Wolf
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
but do you recall
the famous Golden Retriever that replaced them all?
Jamie the Golden Retriever
Had a very yellow jeep
And she would drive it everywhere
Even through snow so deep
All of Santa’s Rein Deer
Were afraid to fly in the snow
Whenever there was bad weather
They would always refuse to go
Then one snowy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Jamie this weather is such a mess
Please fetch your jeep and GPS?
Then Santa went with Jaime
And his Reindeer filled with jealousy
Because Jaime the Golden Retriever
Just won a new Jeep Cherooooo-kee
Merry Christmas
From The Honey Wolves