The night before last, not a creature was stirring thanks to Jack Daniels and Jim Beam. Under the cover of darkness I slunk, hoping he had enough Booze to sleep though the racket I was making. Searching for the treasure of all treasures, the almighty Jeep CJ travel bug . My wandering friend had found his prize a few hundred miles away and had boasted about it all day. Was not enough I had found one myself I wanted both of them.
Knowing he likes the taste of elixir I demised a plan to confiscate his jewel for myself.
Where could he have hid this little jewel. Small enough to be anywhere I started searching. Checking his key ring on his own CJ5, jockey-box, under the seat, behind the seat, in his luggage, nope, searching for it everywhere and it was nowhere to be found. As the minutes turn into hours the daylight hours were nearing. Morning was near and my mission was failing. I decided to do one last search in his personal belongings. Quietly and methodically I searched all of his pockets and it still could not be found. As I was leaving the creature stirred, I started to run, tripped over his boots and fell to the floor. Too close for comfort and deciding not to be greedy, I started to leave, low and behold what did I see, the jewel I had been searching for was hidden in his boots.
Thinking I had taken to fat from the hog, I went to place it with the jeep I had found, What? Where did it go? The dirty rat had beat me at my own game and it was too late to try again. Foiled again however I still had the new treasure to call my own.