Since I retrieved it with one of my kids, I guest that I have to post a kid joke...
Why is "10" scared of "7"? Because "7" "8" "9".
(Because seven eight nine... seven "eat" nine, so "10" is scared)
And a second joke...
Two female friends are talking to each other, one is asking:
- What do you give to a man who has everything?
The other one reply:
- My phone number....
Canotage