USA Geocoin Wally's Humor Geocoin

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Released:
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Origin:
Massachusetts, United States
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***August 8, 2007 Mission UPDATE***
We'd like to get this coin back to us so we can make a few changes then send it back out to gather more humor. Please try to move this coin towards Chelmsford, MA (N42 35.700 W071 21.396). Thank you, and happy caching!

*Original Mission*
In memory of my dad who had a wonderful sense of humor, so much so that his nickname was Jolly Wally. This coin's mission is simply to move from cache to cache gathering humorous stories, jokes, etc. Please post a funny story, anecdote, or joke when you log your find.

About This Item

Wally's Humor Geocoin

My dad (Wally) died in 2001 of cancer. His incredible sense of humor has been inherited by all of his children (and working its way into the next generation as well). Wally served in the Navy on the USS Shannon during the early 1950's so any Navy related anecdotes and/or pictures would be extra special!

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Tracking History (11532.6mi) View Map

Grab It (Not from a Cache) 2/25/2006 farmboys grabbed it   Visit Log

Found it in Beaver Hideaway. What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards? A receeding hair line.
Write note 2/21/2006 geos of the jungle posted a note for it   Visit Log

It's been great reading all of the humor that everyone has posted. We'd love for this coin to continue on its journey and gather more humor. Please drop it into a cache soon. Thanks!

geos of the jungle
Write note 1/22/2006 Donbert posted a note for it   Visit Log

I thought that this humour was worth posting ....

Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight.

After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons."

After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight-lipped smile, "Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired. Married, two sons, both judges."

After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Master Chief, United States Navy, retired. Never married, two sons, both Admirals.
Retrieve It from a Cache 1/1/2006 Moose & Squirrel retrieved it from Lucy's Loot Maryland   Visit Log

From our kids:

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he has no guts!!

From the Internet...
These are actual letters and answers from Dear Abby:

  1. Dear Abby, I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? ---signed, Sam.

    Dear Sam, Yes.  Run for public office.

2.Dear Abby, I am 44 years old and would like to meet a
man my age with no bad habits. --signed, Rose.

    Dear Rose, So would I.
Dropped Off 12/29/2005 gman0502 placed it in Lucy's Loot Maryland - 6.04 miles  Visit Log
Retrieve It from a Cache 12/24/2005 gman0502 retrieved it from let go fishing Maryland   Visit Log

No joke at this time. Will move on soon.
Dropped Off 12/23/2005 spikn ma placed it in let go fishing Maryland - 150.19 miles  Visit Log
Retrieve It from a Cache 12/2/2005 spikn ma retrieved it from Nick's Red Herring Day Virginia   Visit Log

Since it's Christmas season, I thought I'd send this along. Have a joyful Christmas everyone and remember the reason for the season!

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...
Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
Maybe I'll tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock...
Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in
My Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here
and Hyperventilate.
Dropped Off 11/12/2005 eagle base 5 placed it in Nick's Red Herring Day Virginia - 12.08 miles  Visit Log
Retrieve It from a Cache 11/10/2005 eagle base 5 retrieved it from Noland Trail Cache Virginia   Visit Log

Rules of the Air
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.
3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.
4. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here.
5. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
6. A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the plane again.
7. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.
8. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.
9. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.
10. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.
11. Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to repeal.
12. The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, runway behind you, and a tenth of a second ago.
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