Silly Tilly
Brave Miss Tilly, out for a hike
Found the trail all muddy-like
But this is Tillamook Head
Best hike in Oregon, she said
Then she lost a Nike in the mud
That changed her tune: Crud! Crud! Crud!
But Tilly is a geocacher
Tough and rugged - nothing can bash her
She's power-trailing Tillamook Head Games
They're even better than the claims
One, Two, Three - and none DNF'd
Seven, Eight, Nine - Only one left!
But wait! A new cache up here!
Tillamook Head Summit was once quite near
Um, look at the name! cried Tilly
WHY is he calling me silly?
And who IS this Seawind git
Who thinks he's quite the wit?
Well I'll have none of it!
The dude's just full of $h!+
Should I bother with this "silly" hide?
Mayhap a type I can't abide
Piddly nano or leaky Altoid
Surely one I should avoid!
Alas, my cacher pride says Go! Go! Go!
Gotta get 'em all - make it so!
Silly Tilly, here I come
Be you extra clever or dumb! dumb! dumb!
Ground zero! Check-a-stump, check-a-stump, check-a-stump
Where'd you hide it, you stupid lump?
When all else fails, check the hint
He'd better've left one, the useless bint!
Oh wow! No need for derision
The hint is one of precision!
Got it! Got it! Easy as cake!
And cool container, make no mistake
Guess I spoke in too much haste
My harsh words were all misplaced
Even though you called me silly
Guess I don't mind, not rilly
Your geodog's a super fido
And this cache a splendid hide-o
So it all comes down to this
You're fantastic, Seawind! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Alternate Ending 1
Found your cache - a camo green Tupper!
Full of swag, not left over supper!
Gotta admit I'm pretty impressed
When you called me silly, I'd never have guessed
So Mr. Seawind, silly or not
I have to say you're pretty darn hot!
Alternate Ending 2
Found your cache beneath a tree
With coordinates perfect as can be
Cool box, great swag - guess I'm a fan
Neat rock, plastic bug, green army man
So Seawind, here's my apology
Though you know squat about geology
That's not a rock, you @$$
It's just a piece of polished glass
Seawind, you've got my vote!
You really do float my boat!
Alternate Ending 3
Found Silly Tilly at ground zero!
Cacher Seawind, you're my hero!
Alternate Ending 4
Silly Tilly is the bee's knees!
You really do know how to please
Seawind, with you I am besotten
Your poetry though? It's just plain rotten!