Once upon an evening dreary, while I wandered, sneakin' weary,
Over many a quaint and curious pathway I had yet to explore,
While I plotted, Garmin mapping, suddenly there came a snapping,
As of some one gently clapping, clapping I tried to ignore.
"'Is this some muggle" I muttered, "clapping? I tried to ignore-
Only this, and nothing more."
Presently my shadow grew longer; darkness was getting stronger,
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your understanding I implore;
But the fact I was Garmin mapping, and so gently you came clapping,
And so faintly you came snapping, snapping I tried to ignore,
That I was sure I heard you" - here I spun, at least I tried for;-
Darkness there, and nothing more.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I paced there, coordinates disappearing,
scouting, searching trees no mortals ever dared to search before;
But the silence was unbroken, and I still had no token,
And only words there spoken was the whispered words, "Increase my score!"
This was whispered, and an echo murmured back the words, "Increase my score!"
Merely this and nothing more.
Wandering here I chanced to shiver, could it be hidden by a digger?
Perchance I saw at the level of a skaven, retrieving it would be a chore;
Not the least the tip toe made me; not a minute stopped or stayed me;
But, with the my trusty Reachy, reached above the earthen floor-
Reached upon a place of hiding, far above the earthen floor-
Reached, and retrieved, increase my score.
This found cache beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the bench, I sat my bum, logging what I did explore.
"Though your cache be bear and skaven, thou," I said, "art sure an easy haven"
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blest with such a cache container before-
Reached and hidden high above the earthen floor,
With such a game, "Increased my score!"
Quoth the Dani "Nothing more"