Uh oh.. Guess I shouldn't have brought Forester to work with me today then. Oops. Sorry. Too late. We arrived bright and early and treated Forester to what I call the 'Heart Attack Special'. If you take anything on his plate and rub it with a piece of paper, it instantly becomes transparent! (something to do with all the oil and grease). He was then put to work on the servers, installing a heat sink, cleaning up some SCSI cabling, and normalizing a few databases - he took to it well. The only problem on the day was when we introduced him to CAT-5 man (he is comprised entirely of Catagory 5 cable). They got on well at first until cat-5 man started to show off and things got out of hand. Forester IS a thirsty 'wee' fellow, he kept wanting to go to the drinking fountain for some reason. He spent the rest of the day looking out the window and then sitting on my monitor and he told me he likes my inspirational posters with the cute sayings. He is starting to get homesick and also mentioned he is quite tired because he can't sleep at night or the Trolls will 'get' him. So I told him 'Soon Forester... The Trolls will get you soo.. I mean you'll be at your cozy little Gnome home soon!'