Travel Bug Dog Tag Cross The Road

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Tuesday, September 24, 2002
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Arizona, United States
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Cross The Road

I'll start the jokes with one of my sons favorites: Why did the chicken cross the playground. To get to the other slide.

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Dropped Off 7/17/2005 succesw placed it in Lopen Teatteri Finland - 44.84 miles  Visit Log

In the countryside of England there was a convent where lived one hundred nuns. One day a little green alien rode there with his little red bicycle. He asked for a glass of water, drank it and ride away. An hour later the convent collapsed and fifty the nuns were killed.
One week later (when the convent was re-built, not as fine as it used to be, but anyway) the little alien rode back with his little red bicycle. He asked for a glass of water, drank it and rode away. An hour later the caonvent collapsed and twentyfive nuns were killed.
Again, after the convent was bulit again, the little green alien returned with his little red bicycle. As before, he asked a glass of water, drank it and rode off. After an hour the convent collapsed and thirteen nuns were killed.
The lasting twelve nuns built the convent again. It was quite small now, but after all there were only twelve of them left. Well, the alien returned, was given his glass of water and rode off. The convent collapsed and was re-built. This went on 'till there was only one nun left, living in really small convent. When the alien came for his glass of water, riding his little red bicycle, the last nun took her big blue bicycle and went after the alien. They rode and rode, and every time the nun seemed to get closer, the alien rode faster. She didn't cach the alien.

What is the lesson of this story then?

One can ride a lot faster with a little red bicycle than with a big blue bicycle.
Retrieve It from a Cache 7/15/2005 succesw retrieved it from Myllysaaren sivukirjasto Finland   Visit Log

I took this a bit icky chicken from Myllysaaren sivukirjasto. Lets see where she wants to go next. (Or is it a rooster...?)
Dropped Off 7/9/2005 Krista&Geert placed it in Myllysaaren sivukirjasto Finland - 49.53 miles  Visit Log
Retrieve It from a Cache 6/26/2005 Krista&Geert retrieved it from Majalampi 2 Finland   Visit Log

It is time to hit the road again!
Dropped Off 9/4/2004 jiikoo placed it in Majalampi 2 Finland - 17.66 miles  Visit Log
Retrieve It from a Cache 8/13/2004 jiikoo retrieved it from Sipoonkorven kalliot Finland   Visit Log

We were hungry, so we decided to invite chicken to a dinner..

  • Our, not so long-lasting, friend
Dropped Off 7/31/2004 Divine placed it in Sipoonkorven kalliot Finland - 93.01 miles  Visit Log
  • Bad Neighborhood 'I have bad feeling about this...'
  • Call of the Food Bowl Pavlov could as well have used this cat with his classical conditioning tests.
  • Tastes Like Chicken
  • Another Gator Seems the times in Finland have been rougher for the poor chicken than crossing the road ever!
Retrieve It from a Cache 7/27/2004 Divine retrieved it from Rest Stop Ruutana Finland   Visit Log

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
It had a dream.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

JACK NICHOLSON
'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

JULIUS CAESAR
To come, to see, to conquer.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

SALVADOR DALI
The Fish.

FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

DARWIN
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

BOB DYLAN
How many roads must one chicken cross?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

THE BOSTON GLOBE
One more chicken at the tea party.

THE WASHINGTON POST
Chicken-gate.

BASIL FAWLTY
Oh, don't mind that chicken. It's from Barcelona.
Dropped Off 7/24/2004 Fisherman77 placed it in Rest Stop Ruutana Finland - 8.08 miles  Visit Log
Retrieve It from a Cache 7/5/2004 Fisherman77 retrieved it from Captain's Special Nr. 4 aka The Tammerkoski rapids Finland   Visit Log

This Cross The road found way to me, or I found its. Now it take a trip somewhere.

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