We couldn't think of a really good chicken joke. Hope this will make you chuckle.
Two guys are being chased by a bear, when one stops to put on his sneakers.
The other guy yells, You idiot, you can't outrun a bear.
The first guys gasps, I don't have to out run a bear - I just have to outrun you.
Team Oscar
(Current caretakers of the Chicken-Travel Bug)