Left Smartiearse has returned to Leicestershire, infact it is currently lurking near J21a of the M1. However Mr. Alice Band has given Smartiearse a severe talking to regarding his love of Soccer and has decided to re-educate him by introducing him to a game of Rugby by the Leicester Tigers Rugby-Football Club. He shall be coming with us to a Tigers Home match and introduced to Martin Johnson (if he behaves), but we promise we will keep him away from the beer 😁 As I dont have a car he will be placed in a cache locally to me, unless the owner wishes to collect to start again?