Arrr, Sparky's bin press-gang'd by Cap'n No Beard's crew, what's prone ta 5-alarm'rs in the galley! Sadly, the Chief's lit'l page o' 'structions were thoroughly soak'd in the cache, but we've dried ev'rythin' out best we can, an' will gives 'im a warterproof zip-lock when we sends 'im on 'is way ag'ain, arf'r snappin' a few pic's at a station 'ouse soon's we can. Stay tun'd fer 'citin' hupdates...
the Wench 🤕