So, there I was, hiking the Appalachian Trail, when I came across this family of Immigrant Jumping Beans looking to go California, because California's where immigrants go who want to be treated with respect. Then I think, "Jeez, I wish I could help them, if only I could get them half way there, some place like Kansas....Hey! I live in Kansas!" Then I came home because I had no money. I will send them on their way soon. The end.