High Speed Dirt

This Travel Bug wants to be dropped from high places onto the ground below.

The owner of this TB is anything95, bennet's younger son.

Hey ya'll! My name is Jerry. That's what my pa always called me, and I’m not for sure, but I think it is short for Geronimo.

Me and my bubba, Crazy Eddie, like adventure and doin’ crazy stuff. Eddie’s a Travel Bug like me, and you can read all about that crazy bugger on his webpage, Psychotron.

Me and Eddie's owners are boring. They just like to ride bikes, play sports, play videogames, skateboard, lame stuff like that.

Me and Eddie like backyard rasslin', living room rasslin', kitchen rasslin', shopping cart ridin', raccoon catchin', and a bunch of other stuff, but that stuff's getting boring too.

Me and Eddie, though, we're adventurers. We're going out into the world to find some excitedness!

We're thinking if we pull enough stunts, we might can get a job on with that cat, the Six Billion Doller Man, on the TV. He's a stuntsman, ya know. And they get the girls.

My thing is flying, baby! I wanna jump.

If you find me, take me to someplace high, like a bridge, the top of a building, whatever. Then drop me baby! Let me fly. All the way down down down until, kachunk, I hit the ground, baby! High Speed Dirt, baby! Yeah!

Then, after each jump, take a picture of me and post it on my page. As I make more jumps, I want to show off my scrapes and scars. Lookee here on my page for a picture that my owners took of me when I was new and purty and not a mark on me.

I want to take at least ten good jumps, and then be returned to a cache in west Fort Worth, Texas.

They is some rules:
1) Don't lose me. Don't drop me somewhere where you cannot retrieve me. Me getting lost or stolen will mean the end to the adventure, and that ain't no fun.
2) Don't drop me on nobody's head.
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3) Don't drop me on a freeway or something like that.

Other'n that, just make sure my jumps are safe and don't cause no damage to nobody.

Now get me to jumpin'. They's no jump too high for me!